Tortoises sound like straight boys when they frickle-frack

sollux-tho:

Vladimir Putin?

More like Vladimir Nootin.image

whitebeltwriter:

WHAT IS THIS BEAUTIFUL QUALITY

ELSA-VISION

(Source: elsasexual)

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

spicyshimmy:

don’t romanticize the past. romanticize the future. the future has starfleet

hotboyproblems:

pokemon gets deep

hotboyproblems:

pokemon gets deep

lilyskinned:

this is possibly the cutest thing i have ever seen

lilyskinned:

this is possibly the cutest thing i have ever seen

(Source: etheoia)

ask-female-mituna:

cepuminssh:

plur-panda:

erincutlah:

rurone:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

Puppy gotta live his puppy life.

*internally screams*

(Source: yara-bear)

  

yeravesselsammy:

I made another cover.

And my neighbors probably hate me.

frickin-plot-twist:

*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message* 

(Source: olympercy)

collegehumor:

She’s even better live.

collegehumor:

She’s even better live.